Anyone need to get married? I'm now a Reverend...

"Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury) 04/07/2017 at 16:01 • Filed to: None

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I was having a glass of bourbon and surfing the ‘net whilst watching The Big Lebowski last night and found a website where you can join the Church of the Latter-Day Dude. I figured I’d sign up since it’s the first religion that has made any sense to me. Like all Dudeists, I’ve been ordained as a Priest or Reverend or whatever, and in some states it’s actually legal and I can perform real ceremonies and stuff.

Maybe someday I’ll get some nice paper and get the certificate framed. It’ll really tie the room together...

TheHondaBro > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 04/07/2017 at 16:11

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RIP Brt.

Urambo Tauro > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 04/07/2017 at 16:14

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This is not ’Nam; this is marriage. There are rules.

AntiSpeed > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 04/07/2017 at 16:15

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I just wanna point out that this is a thing that exists and I want to play it.

CalzoneGolem > TheHondaBro 04/07/2017 at 16:25

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Ash78, voting early and often > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 04/07/2017 at 16:29

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Say what you want about the tenets of the Church of the Latter-Day Dude, at least it’s an ethos.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 04/07/2017 at 21:08

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Can I marry my car? and then declare it.. um her as a dependent?

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 04/10/2017 at 10:01

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Do you perform nudist weddings?

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/10/2017 at 10:58

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Sure, why the hell not. But I’m not sure you’d want me to be naked...

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 04/10/2017 at 11:41

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How bad could it be?

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/10/2017 at 15:55

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Hey! He’s got the same bathing suit as I do! Finally, someone that makes me feel thin by comparison.

(Oh, and actually my trunks are just a basic tropical print...)